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Breaking: Illuminati Begin Armageddon Early

Warning signs seen for decades, says expert

In a recent tell-all, the expert, who chose to only go by "D.B. Cooper," said it all began with an incident involving an airplane hijacking. The money received from the hijacking was enough to fund research leading to outbreaks and cures, disasters and containment, and the like.

Was the covid-19 outbreak really an Illuminati plot to overthrow world governments and put in place their New World Order?

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Jetpacks Are Here To Stay

Jetpacks are no longer a thing of science fiction, but a thing of science fact. Ellen Mollusk announced a new line of propulsion vehicles today, Jetpacks light enough to be worn like backpacks, with enough power to lift 350 pounds for up to 6 hours of flight time.

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Anecdotal Evidence Suggests A Moon Base Exists

Reports have been trickling in over the past 7 months about space flights launching without being reported to the public, and an insider who chose to remain anonymous claims that the craft have been carrying supplies to a secret base on the moon. The base supposedly completed construction 8 months ago and was fully staffed beginning 6 months ago.

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