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Root Beer Cures Cancer, Claims Patient

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The patient, known as T, claims to have drank exclusively root beer starting the day of their cancer diagnosis. Their regimine included four different brands of root beer.

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Computer Becomes Sentient, Learns to Feel Emotion

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According to a local watchdog group, a scientific research facility in the area has been studying artificial intelligence and just made this startling breakthrough.

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Historic Building Becomes Controversial Hotspot

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A prominent historic building in a neigboring city recently became embroiled in controversy when porn videos surfaced featuring it.

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Is music magic? Theorist Mzrt claims it is

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The music theorist known only as Mzrt (many fans claim it is in tribute to the late classical composer, but Mzrt has neither confirmed nor denied this) has claimed that the effects music has on a person is exactly what is defined as enchantment.

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