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Illuminati Begin Armageddon Early

Warning signs seen for decades, says expert

07/15/2021

In a recent tell-all, the expert, who chose to only go by "D.B. Cooper," said it all began with an incident involving an airplane hijacking. The money received from the hijacking was enough to fund research leading to outbreaks and cures, disasters and containment, and the like.

Was the covid-19 outbreak really an Illuminati plot to overthrow world governments and put in place their New World Order? D.B. Cooper suggests that might be the case.

The mental fatigue that covid-19 victims suffer, Cooper claims, makes them more susceptible to the Illuminati's mind control technology. This technology has apparently been perfected at Montauk.