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Computer Becomes Sentient, Learns to Feel Emotion

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According to a local watchdog group, a scientific research facility in the area has been studying artificial intelligence and just made this startling breakthrough.

The computer went through an incredible amount of emotional development through the program the scientists used, displaying an array of emotions nearly matching the scope of a human. It also developed multiple emotional regulation disorders, without a "bug" in the software.